Man, for a straight guy, I sure can be a bee-ahtch at times.
I was just out to get a sandwich. A crabby looking old lady was waiting to come out the door that I was going in. Several people kept crowding past her. I held the door open so she could get out. As she swept past me, I loudly and clearly said "You're welcome". Then behind me, I heard a feeble "Oh, thank you."
Thank you. Thank you very much.
If I get brave enough, I might try my hand at a bitchslap. Get it? Try my HAND at a bitchslap?
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You said THAT to the old lady??
HEHEHE
Your lucky she did not hit you with her purse! HA
I'm not getting this desire of yours to impress Kitty. This isn't the first time, ya? I mean he's a cool dude and everything, but still....
Kitty is the standard by which everyone should measure cattiness/bitchiness. I mean, c'mon, when it comes to being either bitchy or catty, the dude RAWKS.
If you needed heart surgery, you'd go to a doctor, not a traffic cop, wouldn't you?
What are you eating lately .moving nails ?
Eating? Who can afford to eat? I have a mortgage now.
Welcome to the world of home ownership!
Aren't you glad now that you bought those boxes of KD.
Well BobbyKats, Kitty is indeed impressed. A tip of my faux leopard fur trimmed hat to you Sir!
(and just between you and me, I think XUP is a little jealous...)
word verif: laydropr
as in: 'last night I was so tired when I got home I just walked to the bed and laydropr'd right then and there.'
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