Sunday, November 23, 2008

Misster Kitty will be proud of me

Man, for a straight guy, I sure can be a bee-ahtch at times.
I was just out to get a sandwich. A crabby looking old lady was waiting to come out the door that I was going in. Several people kept crowding past her. I held the door open so she could get out. As she swept past me, I loudly and clearly said "You're welcome". Then behind me, I heard a feeble "Oh, thank you."

Thank you. Thank you very much.
If I get brave enough, I might try my hand at a bitchslap. Get it? Try my HAND at a bitchslap?


Maria said...

You said THAT to the old lady??

Your lucky she did not hit you with her purse! HA

xup said...

I'm not getting this desire of yours to impress Kitty. This isn't the first time, ya? I mean he's a cool dude and everything, but still....

Newsguy Bob said...

Kitty is the standard by which everyone should measure cattiness/bitchiness. I mean, c'mon, when it comes to being either bitchy or catty, the dude RAWKS.
If you needed heart surgery, you'd go to a doctor, not a traffic cop, wouldn't you?

Ma Horton said...

What are you eating lately .moving nails ?

Newsguy Bob said...

Eating? Who can afford to eat? I have a mortgage now.

Maria said...

Welcome to the world of home ownership!

Aren't you glad now that you bought those boxes of KD.

Misster Kitty said...

Well BobbyKats, Kitty is indeed impressed. A tip of my faux leopard fur trimmed hat to you Sir!

(and just between you and me, I think XUP is a little jealous...)

word verif: laydropr

as in: 'last night I was so tired when I got home I just walked to the bed and laydropr'd right then and there.'