Tuesday, October 02, 2007

You Might Be A Part Of The Taliban If...

...You refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to beer.

...You own a $300 machine gun and $5,000 rocket launcher, but you can't afford shoes.

...You have more wives than teeth.

...You think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and suicide.

...You consider television dangerous, but routinely carry ammunition in your robe.

...You've ever been asked, "Does this burka make my ass look fat?"

...You were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than setting off roadside bombs.

Thanks to my buddy Chris for this. The answer to the burka question is "No, why don't you go to Giant Taliban and buy some bit of bum pads?"


Ma Horton said...

I have a patent on my bit of bum Bob...I kinda like saying that too ..bit of Bum Bob ,bit of bum Bob ..5 times fast ...bit of Bum Bob ,bit of bum Bob ,bit of bum Bob .

Newsguy Bob said...

Okay, if you can say that five times fast, JB's wrong: you haven't been drinking. At least, not yet.

JB said...

That's the sound of the drum accent after the punchline, isn't it?

An example -
"...she said, 'and that ain't mah bellybutton, neither.'"

Misster Kitty said...

Ok y'all are a hoot today...

NGB... Love this post!

Ma...bit of Bum Bob , bit of Bum Bob , bit of Bum Bob , bit of Bum Bob , bit of Bum Bob!

JB you slay me!

Maria said...

I need me a burka to hide my bit of bum these days.

Funny post Bobby - thanks for the chuckle.

T said...

Ma, you ass...see what you've started! lmbobo (laughing my bit of bum off)