So I'm back from the back-waxing and holy crap, I survived!
Nothin' to it. It really is just like getting a whole bunch of band-aids ripped off your skin. Of course, you feel it, but it's not that bad, and doesn't last long.
The benefit: My back is now as smooth as a baby's bum, just in time to wow the ladies on the beach in Dubai. And don't forget, there are more than just the head-to-toe-covered Muslim women. As my buddy Rick describes it, Dubai is a playground for the very rich British. It's their Florida.
Would I do the waxing thing again? Absolutely. What do I think of someone who wouldn't? Well, there's a five-letter word to describe them. It begins with a P and ends with an USSY.
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So you didn't yell out like a sissy girl? not even once?... Hmmpt... I gotta tell you, that's a little disappointing...
Did you take before and after pics?
Who you calling a p......ussy ? I feel a little badly that I cannot brush or braid your back anymore Bobbyhairycakes ..
But Ma... they collected all the hair and it's currently being knit into a turtle-neck sweater for you... :-)
ooooh. Nice. A Bobhair sweater. Will it smell like dog hair does if it gets wet?
Oh you boys are so naughty Ma wil have to hussy whip you all with Bobhair .
Bobby, you're a better man than I am....Hope you have a great trip and I promise not to clog the blog while you're away...too much hehe
LOLOLLLL! What a big talker tough guy! Well done, bob...
KELLY CLARKSON!!!!!
Kelly Who?
Must be toughened up from all those beatings you took as a plump dorky, four-eyed teenager
WOW why would you put yourself through that? In any case, you are not as wimpy as I thought!
Good on you!
Bob, regardless of how I feel about that area of the world, I hope it's everything you hope it will be.
Stay safe, and take lots of pictures.
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