Thursday, April 12, 2007

Water vs. wine

In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated
that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would
have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. coli) bacteria
found in feces. In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of Poop.
However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine (or rum, whiskey or
other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification process of
boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.
Remember: Water = Poop, Wine = Health
Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid, than to drink water
and be full of shit.

Another public service from your buddy Bob


Misster Kitty said...

Um, I have to ask... where did this 'controlled' water come from?

Actually, NO!... don't answer that. ANY reason to drink more Gin and Vodka, and I'm a happy camper.

Thanks Buddy Bob... you do us all a service!

Ma Horton said...

I guess that is why I am always full of sh**

JB said...

What if you wash down the water with wine? Won't that kill the e coli germies?

...or bourbon and water, that works for me...although if I'm this loopy without drinking, I can't imagine how bad I'd be after a litre of bourbon every day...

Newsguy Bob said...

What can I say, Misster Kitty? I'm a nurturer. I take care of my peeps.

Misster Kitty said...

You're a humanitarian!

If you keep it up... maybe even a Nobel...

Maria said...

Thanks for that info NGB. Especially since water is my drink of choice. Does bottled water have the same amount of germies? Please say no so that I can feel better!

Newsguy Bob said...

Maria, Maria, Maria, my little baklava!

You should be drinking ouzo, or paying homage to your husband's heritage, drinking vino.

Misster Kitty said...

I was just wondering... W.W.J.D.?

Seeing as he could turn water into wine (so they say)... would that divine action remove the poo?